Not sinceThe Takeoutdeclared as a unified staff thatloaded fries suckhave we have felt compelled to alert our beloved readers to another culinary scourge upon our taste buds: Apple Jacks.
These bicolored shitloops reared their ugly heads as we conducted our recentdraft of the best breakfast cereals, and it nearly compelled us to begin a draft of theworstbreakfast cereals. Except that there would be only one true “winner,” and it would be Apple Jacks.
It is not our policy to rag on foods other people enjoy, but we are certain no one actually enjoys Apple Jacks. Their continued existence is entirely predicated on inclusion inKellogg’s variety packs, as no one has ever encountered a full-sized box in a real person’s pantry.
In the three years after the U.S. women’s soccer team won the 2015 World Cup, U.S. women’s games generated more total revenue than U.S. men’s games, according to audited financial reports from the U.S. Soccer Federation.