80-year-old Steals Ambulance & Goes to 7 Eleven

On Tuesday  in Long Island, New York, 83-year-old Donald Winkler was admitted to  Nasau University Medical Center with some sort of illness. After he  became dissatisfied with the care he was receiving, he checked himself  out of the hospital and proceeded to steal an ambulance. (It was sitting  in the parking lot with its keys in the ignition.) 

Winkler and the  ambulance were located a short while later at a nearby 7-Eleven, at  which point he was driven back to the hospital for a psychiatric  evaluation and ultimately arraigned on a grand larceny charge while  lying in bed.

Source:  New York Post