Stormy the cow might be an atheist. The bovine is a part of the Old City neighborhood of Philadelphia's annual live nativity scene. This year, however, the show cow had enough.
First, she escaped and was spotted alongside Interstate 95. After being corralled and brought back, she escaped for a second time and was found hanging out in a nearby parking structure.
Understandably, authorities didn't want to have deal with a third escape, so they replaced Stormy with Ginger the cow. The live nativity scene, which also features a donkey, sheep and goats, runs through December 27th.
If you're in the area of 4th and Market, beware of traffic delays. A cow is loose. Again. No, we can't believe we're tweeting this either. pic.twitter.com/3FW6iHzQws— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) December 14, 2017