Man Gets Stranded on Fountain after Stolen Swan Boat Floats Away

A man in Orlando, Florida, recently went on a ride you can't find at any  theme park when he got high on Molly, stole a swan boat and captained  it to a fountain in the middle of a lake. According to a police report,  36-year-old Keith Thurston told cops he "ingested a large quantity  wanted of Molly (MDMA) and wanted to be with the swans because they  don't judge him." 

He was found around 4 a.m. on Friday, seated on a  fountain in Lake Eola and screaming. He said he decided to paddle up to  the fountain so he could go take a walk on it--but when he forgot to tie  up his swan boat, he wound up stranded. Charges are pending.

Source:  BuzzFeed