A man in Orlando, Florida, recently went on a ride you can't find at any theme park when he got high on Molly, stole a swan boat and captained it to a fountain in the middle of a lake. According to a police report, 36-year-old Keith Thurston told cops he "ingested a large quantity wanted of Molly (MDMA) and wanted to be with the swans because they don't judge him."
He was found around 4 a.m. on Friday, seated on a fountain in Lake Eola and screaming. He said he decided to paddle up to the fountain so he could go take a walk on it--but when he forgot to tie up his swan boat, he wound up stranded. Charges are pending.