Woman Drives 120 mph to Pick-up Baby Jesus


Jesus take the wheel! The News Enterprise reports that, on  Saturday, 52-year-old Connie Lynn Allen was caught speeding in excess of  120 miles per hour on Interstate 65 near Elizabethtown, Kentucky.   After initially refusing to pull over, the Tennessee resident was  eventually confronted by cops after they broke her driver’s side window  with a baton. At that point, she explained that God gave her permission  to speed because she was the Mother Mary and was en route to pick up  baby Jesus. She also told police she’d been dead for six years. In spite  of these claims, police charged her with multiple felonies and threw  her in jail on a $5,000 bond.

Source:  NewYorkPost