On Wednesday, 51-year-old Richard Remme suffered minor injuries after getting shot in the leg at his Fort Dodge, Iowa, home. The assailant? Remme's dog, Balew. The Messenger reports that man and pooch were roughhousing when the latter inadvertently disabled the safety on Remme's gun, which was holstered in a belly band, and stepped on the trigger, lodging a bullet in his owner's leg. Remme told The Messenger that Balew reacted to the incident like a "big wuss," but Remme's the one who ended up in the hospital.