Gwyneth Paltrow Eats Her Own Vagina Candle In Super Bowl Ad for Uber Eats & I Can't Believe I'm Getting Paid To Write These Words
You know, I'm not really sure how to even give this piece an intro. I kind of feel like I got way too high and I am currently imagining that I'm getting paid to write an article on a Super Bowl commercial for Uber Eats that features Gwyneth Paltrow attempting to eat her own Vagina Candle. But I'm not (high or imagining this). It is real. Like this actually happened.
During the biggest television event of the year, Uber Eats released a commercial promoting the expansion of their "Don't Eats" program which allows you to have sundries that you can't eat delivered right to your door. Stars such as Jennifer Coolidge and Trever Noah adorn the one minute spot featuring various people eating various non edible things that Uber Eats now delivers in their new program. Then, Gwyneth Paltrow comes in, opening the $75 Vagina Candle from her GOOP brand, biting into it!
Look, I'm not going to spoil it anymore. Just watch this Uber Eats ad and.... enjoy!(?)
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