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On Father’s Day, we celebrate the man who raised us, taught us things we didn’t ask to learn, and somehow has one good joke he’s repeated for 20 years. This year, skip the store-bought card and give Dad a roast—a gentle, hilarious tribute filled with love, laughs, and just the right amount of eye-roll.
Here’s how to do it right:
1. Start With the Signature Move
Every dad has a trademark: the “pull my finger,” the lecture that begins with “when I was your age,” or the way he falls asleep mid-sentence during movies. Kick off your roast by pointing out his classic move—it sets the tone and gets the laugh rolling.
2. Use the Power of the Dad Joke
He’s used them for years. Now it’s your turn. Lean into groan-worthy puns or over-the-top metaphors he’d be proud of. Example: “He’s the only guy who can fix a leaky sink, negotiate a used car deal, and burn toast in the same hour. A triple threat.”
3. Roast the Wardrobe—Gently
Whether it’s the decade-old ballcap, the tucked-in t-shirt, or his loyalty to cargo shorts, Dad fashion is always roast-worthy. Just keep it light: “We once tried to retire his favorite polo shirt. He brought it back from the donation pile like it was the family dog.”
4. Add a Surprise Compliment
Once you’ve landed a few zingers, flip it. Sneak in a genuine thank-you or heartfelt line that hits him right in the dad-feels. Humor opens the door, sincerity seals the moment.
5. End on a Classic Dad Line
Close your tribute with something he always says. Whether it’s “Don’t let the door hit ya” or “I’m not sleeping, I’m resting my eyes,” it’s the perfect way to make your roast feel personal and familiar.